Glance, Melania Trump tried this Christmas. She truly did.
The to start with girl ditched the creepy ballet dancers and blood crimson trees that adorned the White Household in Christmases earlier, opting rather for bright lights, bows, and bobbles that in any other residence may well seem cheerful—if very ostentatious.
“The Spirit of The united states,” as Melania so subtly calls her condition-sponsored jingoism, is the most sterile of her 3 tries at vacation decorating. It appears preemptively intended to be unachievable to poke fun at, contrary to past year’s Shining-esque coloration plan or the stark-bare, dreary tree branches erected in 2017.